“So, you’re saying you want to leave a bullet in you? S’fine by me. Was trying to be nice, but that hasn’t gotten me far.”
Даааавно хотел найти эти шуточки XDDD
Jokes.
Garrus: Alright, my turn. What's the first order an Alliance Commander gives at the start of combat?
Joker: Uh, I give up
Garrus : Correct!
Joker: Alright, big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?
Garrus: Friendly fire. Come on, that one goes back to Shan-Xi.
Joker: Gotta respect the classics.
Garrus: How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?
Joker: 602; 600 to vote on it, one to ask the Asari for technical help, and one to ask for a seat on the council afterwards. How do you know when a Turian is out of ammo?
Garrus: He switches to the stick up his ass as a back-up weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle-bone disease?
Joker: You're shitting me! The turian military has one about me?!
Garrus: Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.
Joker: Alright, why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle-bone disease?
Garrus: So their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.
Joker: Damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey, what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?
Garrus: Figuring out which side took the rocket.
Jokes.
Garrus: Alright, my turn. What's the first order an Alliance Commander gives at the start of combat?
Joker: Uh, I give up
Garrus : Correct!
Joker: Alright, big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?
Garrus: Friendly fire. Come on, that one goes back to Shan-Xi.
Joker: Gotta respect the classics.
Garrus: How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?
Joker: 602; 600 to vote on it, one to ask the Asari for technical help, and one to ask for a seat on the council afterwards. How do you know when a Turian is out of ammo?
Garrus: He switches to the stick up his ass as a back-up weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle-bone disease?
Joker: You're shitting me! The turian military has one about me?!
Garrus: Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.
Joker: Alright, why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle-bone disease?
Garrus: So their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.
Joker: Damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey, what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?
Garrus: Figuring out which side took the rocket.
-
-
05.05.2012 в 21:15-
-
05.05.2012 в 21:27